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Sean Penn vs. Maria Conchita Alonso

Besides the DMV, Denny's, public transportation and a Latin family reunion, the best bitch brawls go down at the airport. Why oh why couldn't Sean Penn and Maria Conchita Alonso fight it out at JFK...

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Bouncing Boobs Sell Communist Helmets of the Day

My best friend who never writes, calls, waves, or messenger pigeons me over at COPYRANTER finally came out of hiding after at least 18 months of ignoring my tender email touch…..with a link to this...

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Agnes Olech in FHM Spain of the Day

Agnes Olech is some almost 30 aspiring actress who is looking her age as far as I’m concerned … She was born in Poland, moved to America with her family and has been trying to make it in Hollywood...

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Alejandra Alonso Nakde in L’Official Ukraine of the Day

Her name is Alejandra Alonso and she’s strategically naked for fashion….strategic in a bad way…you know in a way that she’s not showing any fucking nudity at all…and that she might as well be clothed...

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Elena Melnik Titties for WestEnd Magazine of the Day

Here is a Russian Model who I have never done a post on before showing her tits for some magazine so that she never has to go back to her cold water apartment in communist Russia again….I hear she has...

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Enya Bakunova Vintage Erotic Lookin’ For Elle Russia of the Day

There is nipple behind all that communist propoganda! Her name is Enya, she’s a model I want to fuck, but that’s not saying much, cuz I only want to fuck models, and the fact she has a modeling...

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Magdalena Frackowiak Hot as Fuck for Vogue Paris of the Day

Her name is MAGDALENA FRACKOWIAK and she’s some iron curtain, communist rule, suriving because she was probably born after the fall of communism, Polish model, who instead of training bears to balance...

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Xenia Deli Hot in the Changing Room of the Day

Xenia Deli is pretty fucking hot…so hot I can see past her stretch marks….that are making me wonder if her booty grew too fast when she first hit puberty and was all hormonal….or if it was a product of...

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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski may have some immigrant pussy name…one that makes you think she was pulled out of communist rubble in the 90s by some enterprising talent agent, or model scout, looking for low...

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Xenia Deli in FHM South Africa of the Day

I still don’t really know who Xenia Deli is…but when you look like this….nothing else really matters about the bitch…she could be a fucking Nazi and you a jew and you’d still follow her into the cattle...

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Kristina Tsvetkova Model Tits of the Day

Kristina Tsvetkova is a model….in her 20s….who is from Russia…you know the kind of communist bitch who avoided being smuggled into America as part of the human trafficking, Russian Mob controlled, sex...

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Oona Chaplin Naked in Game of Thrones of the Day

Oona Chaplin is in Game of Thrones…a show I refuse to watch because it is nerd shit and more importantly…it isn’t Dirty Dancing…a movie I tried to watch once a week to really try to help my autism...

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Arta Dobroshi Flashes Her Ass in Cannes of the Day

I don’t know who Arta Dobroshi is….but I know she’s got a fucking long ass that I would rather see in SPANX….or really any ass shaping product…even hitting he gym doing squats…cuz whatever is going on...

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Zhang Ziyi Might Be A Hooker, Though Probably Not By Choice, Yeesh

Chinese film actress Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 2, Memoirs of a Geisha) is apparently being accused of being a high-priced prostitute for Communist Party officials which...

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Doutzen Kroes in Bikini for Elle Russia of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a bikini and lingerie model cuz people have decided her body is the perfect body to showcase their bikinis…and as a pervert who loves bikinis on all women…even fat women..I am not...

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Allie Haze Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Turns out that GQ Russia is a fucking porn magazine that gets pornstars posing naked as most porn mags do….and that makes it substantially better than all the other GQ magazines around the world that...

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Masha Novoselova Titties for PULP No.5 of the Day

Masha Novoselova is a model I’ve never heard of but who I can tell is from a communist country, even though that Iron Curtain fell….and communist jokes are a think of the 90s, played out and almost as...

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McKayla Maroney Weird as Fuck Possible Nipple Slip on Letterman of the Day

Teen gymnast McKayla Maroney was on Letterman and some weird light flare that could have been a weird breast or weird nipple cuz she’s 12 years old, underdeveloped at least horomonally, thanks to the...

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Irina Shayk in Some Lingerie and Bikinis of the Day

Irina Shayk always looks amazing…I wonder if it has to do with some communist superhero genetic modification experiments that took place during the cold war, back when they were seeking world...

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Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day

Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz...

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